Get ready to giggle! Just click on the ? to see the answer to these hilarious dog jokes. The answer will appear in the bar at the very bottom of your screen.


  1. What do you call a dog with birds on its back?
  2. What do you call a dog with test tubes in its mouth?
  3. What do you find on the ground when it rains cats and dogs?
  4. What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
  5. Why did Lucy get one of my socks?
  6. Why do dogs chase their tails?
  7. What is teething-Lucy's favorite Star Wars character?
  8. What do you call it when Lucy makes a mistake?
  9. How does Lucy like her ice cream?
  10. What is Lucy's favorite baseball team?
  11. Why did Lucy cross the road?
  12. What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie?
  13. What is Lucy's favorite clothing?
  14. What is Lucy's favorite drink?


I did warn you. Big thanks to Rachel, the only contributor to our joke book. I thought Rahns were supposed to be good at puns!